Dramedy

So last night was one of the rare times that I wanted to go to the bar...I made plans with my mates Allan-Scotland and Andi-Australia...while Andi(girl) and are were standing in the street(a lil dark side street) in front of our guesthouse waiting for Allan...while we were standing alone in the alley a Thai guy was walking our way...when he was almost at the gate (approx 15ft from us) he stopped and dropped his bag then proceeded to drop his drawers...at first I thought he was getting ready to take a leak but then he wasn't turning away to face the building...so I turned around to look at Andi and asked "what is he doing?"...she was still facing him and said "he is fully whacking off"...so we headed back into the guesthouse but we had to pass him...Andi got between us and yelled at him but he just kept on "chokin his chicken"...so I started yelling for May and Mr Tawan...they all came out and started chasing him down the alley...Mr Tawan caught up with him and clocked him and saw that he was the same guy who had been snooping around before and suspected of stealing some bikes...the dude was scared and promised not to come around again...whew what a scene...when we finally got to bar we were so dazed...and the topics of conversation could only revolve around the "incident"...so we headed back to guesthouse for a "session" and Allan got out his massive camera and started taking pics of me...Andi was trying to style my hair and make me say all these phrases so my lips and face were ready for glamour shots...it was hilarious...he got some good shots and she took some great angled pix of my tatto...so he is emailing those to me and I can post some of them in case Y'all forgot what I look like...I'm still only half as brown as I will be when I return...I'm gonna relax by the pool today and get prepared for Ko pha nang and wait for my friends to return from Pai...Arnold escaped there the other day but only hours later was followed by Tony-the crazy Bulgarian who has become his stalker...and Jaqui and her boyfriend showed up and went up as well...Jaqui's man was real friendly but his Manchester accent was so thick I couldn't understand a word he said...lovely fellow tho...miss and love you all!!!!